Dear Dickheads,
I fucking hate the summer. Have you people ever seen me in real life? I'm big and hairy. I'm not built for the heat. I am built for the arctic tundra. I should be running around in snow shoes hunting rabbits with sticks while wearing nothing but moccasins. I'd survive because I am like a fucking cave man. A cave man that is incredibly handsome.
Anyway, it is summer. That means I get to break out my smoker and BBQ a bunch of dead animals and make them delicious. I'm breaking in Jamima, my smoker, this 4th of July weekend. I'll start sharing some of my BBQ recipes here. I know it's been a while since I updated this, but fuck you. I'm busy.
Sincerely,
Jonny Loser
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